You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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