is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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