Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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