Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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