Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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