Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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