I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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