What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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