We named our party play list daddy issues
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
