so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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