Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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