I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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