first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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