I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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