We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I don't think brook has ever known best
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Randomize
