I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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