that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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