It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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