Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
