we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
