if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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