The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize