By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
