There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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