She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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