We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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