i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i think my cat just said my name.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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