took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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