When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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