Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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