At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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