Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
