Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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