I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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