So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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