yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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