this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's never too late to be topless.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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