I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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