have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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