How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
operation have a gay friend backfired
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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