Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The power of my boobs compel you
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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