you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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