So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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