Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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