at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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