Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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