Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I see more hoeing in ur future
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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