Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Randomize
