I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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