I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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