yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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