I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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